Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is cock-sucking and shoe-licking! But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for golden carrots, and even a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for).

But the real reason to join our server? The Russians think it’s a good deal! That’s right, they can’t get enough of our wacky antics and outrageous challenges. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers with a taste for adventure (and maybe a shoe or two).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Destroy SMP

    Destroy SMP

    Join The Discord https://discord.gg/VhrFvy9R and then go to minecraft chat and request to get whitelisted to join IT IS 1.16.3 1 This is a roleplay server so you always follow the roleplay 2 There are different countries, let @Owner or @Admin know if you are joining/creating a country 3 If you do not follow the roleplay you get a temporary ban 4 You are allowed to raid peoples bases but not break or place any blocks inside their base 5 You can only raid a persons base if at least 1 President or Duke is online 6 Every country needs a president and a duke 7 You are not allowed to kill someone without good reasoning 8 There are 3 roles in a country. President MAX 1 PERSON, a Duke MAX 2 PEOPLE, Peasant MAX 4 PEOPLE 9 You are not allowed to have secret chests, which means all chests have to be visible in a base 10 You are not allowed to steal pets Dogs, Horses Cats 11 If you have no where to run and the person after you wants to jail you, you are not allowed to go against this action 11 If you do not follow these rules they will result in a permanent ban or temporary ban 12 If you have 3 temporary bans you get permanently banned on your 3rd ban NO HACKING!!! OR PERM BAN

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 30

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • The Mines PvP/SMP

    The Mines PvP/SMP

    SERVER IP: TheMin.es

    Website: http://TheMin.es Game Play Type/s: Survival PvP. Skyblock, Creative, MiniGames Rules: No hacks, glitches, or being a dick. Server Hardware: 16GB RAM, Dual Xeon 2.5Ghz, Gig link. Owner: Kraftman Description: BungeeCord server: PvP Survival world, Creative world, minigames (Call of Minecraft Zombies, Paintball, MobArena)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Averia

    Averia

    MMO RPG semi vanilla survival/ good community and active players Averia has skills to upgrades and events that are coming soon. with an economy and a new auctionhouse money is traded for items between players with custom loot from crates this server has only just started

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Lucid Dreams

    Lucid Dreams

    Website luciddreams.enjin.com Server IP myluciddreams.com Huge Freebuild Plots, Survival/PVP, Skyblock, mcjobs, ProtectionStones, DarkMythos, OnTime, mcMMO, Werewolf, Magic Lamps, Headhunter, Jukeloop, Free Rank to Premium, Possible World Edit in Plotworld depending on experience.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Bertonso_smp

    Bertonso_smp

    best anarchy server comeo that will see let’s bora la enter contrua a base mourning against your opponents create a team and let’s go to that

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    BEASTCRAFT-ZA

    In BEASTCRAFT-ZA you will have the ultimate experience. Our Minecraft Server has economy, strengthened with awesome plugins and great games. Join today to receive a free kit and R1000 in-game cash Created by kbgvirus and ADAM_G_100.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ABSSMP

    ABSSMP

    Anti cheat , Hardcore Revival , items with gui such as chest protection , emerald tools , login security , one player sleep , pvp if you want , pve , home , silk spawners , gifts , all versions supported .

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 102 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Tales of Conquest

    Tales of Conquest

    A great medieval role playing minecraft server that you should come and join

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Cursed Statues Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Vanilla anarchy

    Vanilla anarchy

    This server is all about vanilla minecraft with no rules but still there is three rules no cheating, no duping or exploits, no lag machines i want to create a new experience for everyone to enjoy.

    Simply Vanilla server rules: 1. No cheating (hack clients, xray, killaura, radar, entity speed hack) 2. No duping and other exploits. 3. No lag machines.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Emeralds Found: 3850
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Epic Minecrafter

    Epic Minecrafter

    With 3 epic worlds Epic Minecrafter has a world for just about any way you want to play Minecraft.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Oranges Prison life

    Oranges Prison life

    Orange’s Prison Life is a prison based around working and building your way to the top. Once a prisoner has proven themselves capable of living a decent life outside of prison bars, they may set themselves free. We are a non-op, economy-based server. Once free, join a clan or make your own. Build vast clan bases and protect them.. Gather resources, trade with players, and make a name for yourself. Being a hardcore, non-op classic prison server, your items are precious and hard-earned. PvP is around every corner, so you’ll continuously need to watch your back for players trying to steal your items. Our community originally opened back in 2011, and we again re-launched just this past month. Many of our original community is still playing today, but we’d love to expand and reach brand new players too. We’ve actively been working on lots of exciting new content and can’t wait to release it for all to enjoy. Come check us out – we’d love to have you!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FatDog Minecraft

    FatDog Minecraft

    FDMC Cauac is a Minecraft survival mode (SMP) Rated R (+18) game-world which is built, maintained, destroyed, and managed by the players themselves, in every aspect. Within the confines of the game, you, as a player, have total freedom to do as you wish and choose your own path, in any way.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 52 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ShadyCraft

    ShadyCraft

    Faction/Economy Server with a twist of fun! Join today for your new favorite friendly server! Invite your friends for a relaxing enjoyable time to hang out with others!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mob Arenas

    Mob Arenas

    Come join us at MobArenas, the #1 MobArenas server. Battle waves of mobs collecting points along the way. Spend those points to purchase and upgrade kits. Create parties with friends and share exp using our unique social features. Our servers are online 24/7 and updated weekly with new content. Follow us on twitter @MobArenas and visit our website www.mobarenas.com to keep updated!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • DangerSb (beta)

    DangerSb (beta)

    TakenBlock Season 3 is Live! with tons of awesome features with an awesome sky-block server to go with it /warp pvp to fight!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Epic Battles Fought: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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