Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	6672	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9655

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5064	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9717	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchantments Applied:	189	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	147
Dragon Eggs Found:	8463	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Items Found:	7949	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7203	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.