Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	6169
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Crops Grown:	6380
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Meteorites Collected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7680	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	139
Potions Brewed:	166	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!