Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Dragons Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	92
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Mines Excavated:	3624	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7731
Endless Night Skies:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!