Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mines Excavated:	3364	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	282539

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8102	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Crops Grown:	7795
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magic Items Found:	7802

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Items Found:	7048	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2166	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.