Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magic Items Found:	8290	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
New Chunks Explored:	775083	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	34142	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2344	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4926
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.