Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	113	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Runes Activated:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7216	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	69	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	2736	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.