Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Star Shards Collected: 51
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 19 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Void Gems Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 62 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Crops Grown: 8676
    Towns Built: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Magic Items Found: 4128
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Emeralds Found: 2459
    Magic Items Found: 1976 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Crops Grown: 6734 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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