Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent: 5 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 16 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 268 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Crops Grown: 9646 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Animals Bred: 149 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Towns Built: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5725 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dimension Hops: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 935
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7289 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 28
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Star Shards Collected: 191
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Crops Grown: 5145 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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