Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 57 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SamMc

    SamMc

    SamMc Server [ Treat others with respect ]

    There’s no need to say or do things to make others feel bad or upset. Trolling, generally defined as provoking a person/situation to get a response, is also not allowed. {-~-~ 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐑𝐮𝐥𝐞𝐬 -~-~} 1) Absolutely NO GRIEFING 2) NO Spamming 3) NO Racism 4) NO Capital Letter on Server Chat 5) Respect Each Other 6) Do not beg other for item 7) No Cursing Words on Chat 8) NO Hacking , X-Ray, Etc. 9) NO Advertise other Server

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 6
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6737 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mines Excavated: 1302 Zombie Dances: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 1840
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Crops Grown: 1105 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Zombie Dances: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 46 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Mineshafts Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Enchantments Applied: 65 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Epic Battles Fought: 9
    Ores Mined: 2197 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Crops Grown: 2930 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Ores Mined: 2804 Divine Scrolls Written: 22
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Villages Defended: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Animals Bred: 28 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Potions Brewed: 144 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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