Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 68821
Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 38

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 72 Meteorite Armor Created: 23
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6518
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Potions Brewed: 153

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 199 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 202 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5916
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 99
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Crops Grown: 6145

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4033 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY