Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Adult, comorbidities, delegate, Diagnosis, do nothing, figure it out, HFA, Interact, maladjusted, Minecraft, neglect, Notice, parenting, parents, POVERTY, public schooling, shitty, smp, SPLIT, SUICIDE, underfunded, upbringing

Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	202
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Animals Bred:	166	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Towns Built:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5330	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	151	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Items Found:	4992	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Temple Cheats

Anarchy, KitPvP, PvP

Temple Cheats is a 1.12.2 – 1.20.2 Crystal PvP server made by templecheats.xyz. featuring box and duels.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

FoxandtheHound

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Aptrumi SMP

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Are you a Minecraft and Pokémon fan seeking your next multiplayer adventure? Aptrumi SMP is a tight knit cobblemon community for both builders and trainers alike! At Aptrumi SMP, we are more than just a server. We are an experience! Our mod management means minimal necessity for modpack updates on players’ end. Our focus on community and competition brings out an environment where players can explore, build, and catch in ways they’ve never imagined! Whether you’re an expert builder aiming to create awe-inspiring structures or a master trainer looking to dominate in gyms and tournaments, Aptrumi SMP is for you. Our community values creativity, strategic prowess, and above all, passion for Minecraft and Pokémon. When you’re ready to begin your adventure, joining us is easy! Join our Discord and follow the instructions for whitelist application. Remember our whitelist closes at 100 active players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

ARC Prison

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

ARC Prison is a Prison Server where we aim to Not have a Pay To Win aspect. Our goal is to make it fair for all Players!| IP – arcprison.net | Store – shop.arcprison.net |[ Server Features ]

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LacoCraft

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

New Server! from 1.8 onwards!Modalities:SkyWars: On Practice: Off BedWars: off More options soon!!Come in now with your friends!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DarkCraft

Survival

DarkCraft A slimefun survival server [ 1.16 » 1.20 ]

– IP: darksoul.fun – Bedrock: pe.darksoul.fun PORTA: 25605 Server Features: Slimefun Survival [ Varios Addons. ]

RTP system (/rtp) Death Chest System Chest system with commands (/ec) Terrain protection system (Claim) More than 450 enchantments Player Store Skills Clãs (There are many more systems)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Order Server

Survival, Vanilla

OTC server, following Jens Bergensten’s guideline as much as possible, to keep it as vanilla as possible.– PokeEggs – Hourly keys – Hourly draws – Spawner mining – KeepInvetory TokenIn Beta phase, waiting for you and your ideas

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Mines Excavated:	4645	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.