Shitty Upbringing Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of your parents giving you the worst upbringing possible? Are you looking for an escape from poverty, abuse, neglect, and a diagnosis of hfa? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and leave all your troubles behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry.

Forget about your maladjusted upbringing and embrace the chaos of our server. Who needs parents when you have a group of fellow players who will have your back no matter what?

So come on, join us and let’s show the world that some people should never be parents, but they can definitely be epic Minecraft players!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CypherCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

We’re delighted to have you join our Minecraft community. We give our best to give you the most over-powered Gaming Experience!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	96
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KingdomCrisis

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Introducing KingdomCrisis – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! Are you ready to embark on an epic journey in the world of Minecraft like never before? Look no further than KingdomCrisis! Our server offers a thrilling and immersive experience that will keep you hooked for hours on end. Here’s why you should join us: Citizens2 – Forge Friendships and Rivalries Quests – Uncover Mysteries and Achieve Greatness MCMMO – Level Up Your Skills Towny – Build and Govern Your Own Kingdom Towny Wars – Epic Battles Await KingdomCrisis is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a world of endless possibilities, adventures, and friendships waiting to be forged. Join us today and become a part of our vibrant and welcoming community. Your journey in Minecraft will never be the same! So, are you ready to embark on your adventure in KingdomCrisis?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Proximity Empire

Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Step into the world of Proximity Empire, the coolest Bangladeshi lifesteal server packed with awesome stuff! Get ready for custom biomes, special mods, and fun tasks every day and week. No matter if you’re into PC or pocket edition, everyone’s invited to play.Make new teams or join existing ones – it’s all about having fun together!| Chat with your teammates, take on challenges, and enjoy the excitement.Proximity Empire promises a super fun time with lots of action and cool moments. Hurry up and join us for an adventure you won’t forget! Peace Out! SERVER IP: JAVA : play.proximityempire.fun BEDROCK : play.proximityempire.fun PORT : 19132 WEBSITE : https://proximityempire.xyz/ DISCORD : https://discord.gg/F4MYphQXrY

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Crops Grown:	5740
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CoffeeRushMC

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

CoffeeRushMC is a new and upcoming Minecraft SMP server. We have a ton of custom features to enhance your gameplay like unique mobs, custom items, and special events. Join our community today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Legacypixel

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

It developed

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Nivalora!This is what we offer to you!Absolutely 0 pay-to-win (and we mean it) Transparency. If something happens, you deserve to know what matters to you.Sometimes we forget the rules, this is okay, we will remind you, You’re not walking on eggshells. Feedback, not only are we looking for it, but we will actively ask it.What to expect. This an smp server with land claims (lands) with a player based economy. You can invite your bedrock friends, and we will do our best to support a fluid experience for them too! We have skills and resource worlds.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	7901
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BloodMC

Economy, Survival

🧩 New Season will be released at 500 Members The new season will release with new features!What’s New? • Booster Rank • Custom Armor • More Spawners in Shop • Server Optimizations • Removed Anti-Xray Issues • Stronger Anticheat • New Keys • New Spawn

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LPIB Pixelmon

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the LPIB Pixelmon server, where the Pokémon world comes to life in a breathtaking 16,000 by 16,000 block custom map. Immerse yourself in the ultimate Pixelmon RPG MMO experience, meticulously crafted to offer trainers an unprecedented journey filled with challenges, discoveries, and camaraderie.Roam freely across our expansive custom map, carefully designed to capture the essence of the Pokémon universe. From dense forests to towering mountains, every corner of our world invites exploration, with hidden treasures, rare Pokémon spawns, and secrets awaiting those who dare to venture.26 Towns, 26 Gym Leaders: Challenge your skills against the best! Our server features an impressive roster of 26 towns, each guarded by a skilled gym leader. Face off against these formidable opponents, test your strategy, and earn badges as you progress on your path to becoming a Pokémon Master.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Crops Grown:	5531	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
New Chunks Explored:	833360	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	144
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.