Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Players Killed by Monsters:	4706
Magic Items Found:	1182	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EvilCraftersUnite

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Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Animals Bred:	98
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyCorruptionEU

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Butt Plug City

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join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Towns Built:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Dragon Eggs Found:	5048	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	304

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5824
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	4623

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CraftyDefenseMinister

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4781

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Robo Voice Realness

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	4951

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4