ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	495	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Dreamscape

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

****SOFT OPEN 10/10/2023**** ****GRAND OPENING 10/31/2023****

Looking for a survival-based Minecraft Pixelmon server that still has the capability of intense play? Take a trip to Dreamscape! Launched with the attitude of “take it at your own pace”, Dreamscape allows you to focus on either the survival gameplay aspect, your Pokedex’s completion, or competitive battles – or perhaps even a mixture of those and more! Join now for an entertaining experience within a positive environment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

EvoEarth

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	460	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Xylo Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

Features:

1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	37	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Mythic and Magic

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Static Studios (unreal)

Prison, PvP

Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

ARCADEXS

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9802	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magic Items Found:	8468	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	483	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	902	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4609
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	170	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.