ShitterinoSMP – >"NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN MINECRAFT SMP…”

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as spicy as a jalapeño on a hot summer day! Join us if you want to witness epic battles like “NOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN SHITTERINO NIGGETINO FUCKITINI KEKERINITI” or heated debates like “NOOO RONALDO IS JUST HECKIN BETTER THAN COCKERINO SHITTITINI SHAFTERINI”. And let’s not forget the legendary players like “T. SHARTITINO RAPERINO KARIM BENEMINI KEKITINI” who will leave you in awe with their skills. So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sharting (just kidding…maybe).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	647
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7346
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment! Have fun on the best network of the moment!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	146
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1015
Buildings Constructed:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mines Excavated:	2779
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Emeralds Found:	2504
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Animals Bred:	161
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Emeralds Found:	8455	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.