Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Farms Harvested:	805
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crops Grown:	1793
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mines Excavated:	4807	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Crops Grown:	3213	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Towns Built:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	969250	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2441	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!