Shitshow Minecraft Server

AOE groundslam, bullshit combo, delayed swings, Hyper Armor, infinite poise, japs, lost their minds, Minecraft, retarded, roll catch, Server, shit game, shitshow, spazzing out, stamina bar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gameplay is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for hyper armor on every move, so you can take on those pesky zombies without even flinching. With infinite poise, you’ll be the ultimate warrior in the blocky world, never backing down from a fight.

But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).

We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?

So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Star Shards Collected:	129
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FTB Direwolf20 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ftb.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Star Shards Collected:	187
Mines Excavated:	2256	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	23

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Hypix MC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Project-Euphoria

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

Welcome to Project Euphoria, where the enchanting realms of Minecraft and Pokémon collide in an electrifying fusion! Prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other as you embark on an epic journey through our meticulously crafted Pixelmon server.Step into a world where the familiar landscapes of Minecraft transform into a vibrant tapestry of Pokémon habitats. Immerse yourself in the lush, pixelated landscapes as you encounter and capture your favorite Pokémon. Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon Trainer or a Minecraft explorer, Project Euphoria offers a playground of endless possibilities.What sets Project Euphoria apart? Our server boasts a meticulously designed map that seamlessly integrates the best of both Minecraft and the Pokémon universe. Traverse sprawling biomes, battle wild Pokémon, and build your dream Pokémon Center in the heart of the Minecraft world. Our dedicated team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that captures the essence of both games, delivering an experience that is both nostalgic and innovative.Gather your friends, form alliances, and engage in epic Pokémon battles in our custom-built arenas. Compete to become the ultimate Pokémon Master or collaborate to build the most awe-inspiring Pokémon Gym. The choice is yours, and the adventure awaits!But the excitement doesn’t stop there. Project Euphoria is constantly evolving, with regular updates and events to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging. From special Pokémon spawns to exclusive in-game challenges, there’s always something new to discover.Join us on Project Euphoria and unlock the gateway to a world where Minecraft and Pokémon converge in a symphony of creativity and exploration. Are you ready to embark on the ultimate Pixelmon adventure? Your journey begins here!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Steel Realm

Earth, Economy, Factions, Raiding, Survival

Steel Realm is a 1.20.1 Minecraft Earth kingdoms server, where you can fight for land, might and glory. Start your adventure by completing daily quests, killing mobs, mining, selling items for money. Become rich, expand your kingdom and conquer the world! If you don’t like wars, you can become pacifist and enjoy the server like a normal survival multiplayer.– Earth map; – Kingdoms and wars; – Multiple jobs, including miner, woodcutter, hunter; – Veinminer and tree chopper system; – Custom weapons and locations; – Better potions; – NPC duels; – Skills; This is your chance!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1543	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trindade Craft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Are you wandering around this site looking for a server where you can make real friends and not feel alone? or looking for adventures and competitions? Or are you a master builder?So come to our server THAT NEVER RESETS! Here you can:1.Build your dream home in a beautiful city 2.Buy and sell items in stores 3. Marry another player and have your own pet 4. Play survival mode alone or with friends 5. Create your clan/faction and fight against other clans/factions 6. Participate in the realm where players rule the server 7. Store your items, money and XP in the bank 8. Read the newspaper/TV made by the players 9. And the best part: our server never resets, so you’ll never miss anything!Come soon and be part of our family! Here you will have fun, make friends, feel welcomed and accepted. This is the best Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

VentureMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Main server features: – Rank ladder that unlocks new commands and perks (/rankup) – Quests to challenge yourself with and earn big rewards – Grief-prevention system to protect your builds – Jobs to earn extra money – Shop plugin, so players can create their own markets – Contests every week that players can vote on – Loot crates – WildTP – PvP can be enabled and disabled – Cash from mobs – Lottery – Many more coming soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	New Chunks Explored:	920298
Dimension Hops:	5	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Emeralds Found:	952

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MaySMP

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

MaySMP is the ultimate Minecraft survival server designed to provide players with an immersive and unforgettable gaming experience. The server offers Vanilla Survival mode with a twist, providing players with convenient teleportation and base protection features while still staying true to the core Minecraft experience. With the easy-to-use home system, players can set up multiple homes and teleport back to their cozy abode or mining spot with ease, without worrying about getting lost. The server also comes with an intuitive claiming system that allows players to safeguard their hard-earned possessions and creations from griefing, theft, or unwanted visitors.MaySMP’s top-notch server is hosted in the UK, providing players with a lag-free and seamless gaming experience, perfect for intense PvP battles or epic build sessions. Players can also customize their gameplay experience by enabling or disabling the Keep Inventory option or many other features.MaySMP has a friendly, supportive community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share their creations, exchange tips, and chat with new friends. The server also has a strict no pay-to-win policy, ensuring that all players enjoy a balanced gaming experience where skill and creativity are the only factors that matter.The server regularly hosts exciting events, from building contests and treasure hunts to PvP tournaments, so there’s always something happening at MaySMP. Players can join the server today by entering the IP: play.withmayx.net and embark on their greatest Minecraft adventure yet!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	7898	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Balkan Atlas

Earth, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Atlas is more than a game, this is a race for power where allies become enemies, but on Atlas, betrayal comes at a price.The only Balkan Minecraft server that provides a combined experience of Minecraft survival, roleplay and adventure.Minecraft Bedrock version players can also play on phones and other platforms.Atlas is a cracked server, which means everyone can play! Join us today, and start your epic adventure:More information on the website: https://atlasbalkan.net Join the Discord server: https://atlasbalkan.net/discordYoutube kanal: https://www.youtube.com/@atlasbalkan/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Potions Brewed:	133	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ProtectorsCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CovfefeCraft

Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

CovfefeCraft [SMP] [Vanilla] {Whitelist} {New Map} Wiki: https://wiki.covfefe.club/ Guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1bUoHYQECRp_CgivNUMjM3APiX3bHu6Wt_FK9PqJCLrQ/edit# – Server IP: play.boxxymc.fun – Version: 1.19 Apply here! https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W – LGBTQ friendly – Helpful community with a balanced economy – Well organized Shopping District – A very active community with 20-30 players on average – Fast ticket support from staffIP: mc.covfefe.club Apply here on our Discord (FAST REPLY!): https://discord.gg/FUGdWVkg5W

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Divine Spears Created:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WoodyMC.de

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ores Mined:	1950
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FraggleCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!* Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Realm Of Royalty

Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games– Survival– Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

TroutWorld

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.