ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Renderite

Earth, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Renderite Skyblock MMORPG Hello everyone, welcome to the store of Renderite Skyblock. Renderite is a massive server with custom made functions like renting and merchants that includes an enormous map created by the mayor himself. —————————————————————————————- Why Renderite? Renderite was developed by Green and he spent approximately 1 thousand hours creating the map, scripts and updates. It is also funded well by the investors. We have no limits when it comes to player experience. Your idea is important for us. —————————————————————————————-

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	140	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Project New Tomorrow

Creative, Mini Games

WHO WE ARE: Project: New Tomorrow encompasses the historical and golden age of themed entertainment with the technological advancements of the 21st Century. It is a celebration of and a living tribute to the past, present, and future of the theme park industry. Our server, as part of our growing platform, produces quality digital products and experiences: “By the fans, for the fans.” Project: New Tomorrow is entirely nonprofit and worked on in our spare time.WHAT WE HAVE: When you join, you spawn right in the heart and soul of the Project: New Tomorrow server. Our server hub is the central destination for all of our featured offerings. Here you can enjoy relaxing attractions, shop for cosmetics, preview upcoming additions, and so much more! At the GamePlex, you can compete with your friends in a variety of themed minigames. On our Creative Server, you can create to your heart’s content with unlimited resources and large plots. Project: New Tomorrow has something for everyone.THE LEGACY COLLECTION: This offering is home to a unique celebration of the past that immerses you in a permanent exhibition of some of the most notable attractions ever created. With state-of-the-art audio, visuals, 3D Models, and other specialized techniques, the Legacy Collection allows you to travel back in time to experience legendary rides and attractions once again. Explore the history behind The Legacy Project as you step through projection screens in this educating, entertaining, and inspiring offering.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Holy Grails Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Farms Harvested:	737	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Meteorites Collected:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9131
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	427998
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	New Chunks Explored:	728955
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	754
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Crops Grown:	6530	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	7241	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!