ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Runes Activated: 3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 47
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Gods Slained: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 181 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1043 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Cube

    The Cube

    Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Zombie Dances: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 61 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Realm of Aureus

    Realm of Aureus

    Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • OrionCraft

    OrionCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 33
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Island Clash

    Island Clash

    Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • AnselMC

    AnselMC

    AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Star Shards Collected: 170
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • BoppleMC

    BoppleMC

    A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ThunderTown

    ThunderTown

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 9550 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 10 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • MineVillage

    MineVillage

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Zombie Dances: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Emeralds Found: 4303

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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