ShitpostCraft Minecraft SMP – Join the Best Discord Shitposting Server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary enchanted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🐔🥔🦙 #PotatoQuest #LlamaGang #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	725	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5595
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	53	Void Armor Forged:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Star Shards Collected:	276
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	6945	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	3233	Buildings Constructed:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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PvP, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	99	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Items Found:	8290	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Tico Anarchy Server

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival

This Server Is Created By Tico Group Full Anarchy Server Whit No Rules discord.gg/JyZhYBfFt2 Free For All No Pay2win

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9790
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Juvelzone

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Survival

Juvelzone is a Minecraft Factions server from Denmark. It is running on version 1.20.4 and allows PvP. You should also be aware that this is a Danish server, not English. Anyway, if you’re looking for a new Factions server, Juvelzone may be an interesting one to check out.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DevilCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to DevilCraft4: Your Minecraft RPG Destiny 24/7! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Do you want a server that offers excitement, economy, and a friendly community? Then DevilCraft4 is the perfect place for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.