ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Potions Brewed: 119 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
Divine Spears Created: 22 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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