ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gods Slained: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Crops Grown: 7909

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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