ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found: 2419 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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