ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Evil Twin Fights: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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