ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

ShitCraft: Where Everyone’s Full of Surprises

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna get rid of that shit, like, literally. We have this magical toilet block that, when you sit on it, it sucks out all the poop from your body and turns it into diamonds. Yeah, DIAMONDS. So, like, join our server and poop your way to riches, bro. Plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their butts and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. It’s like a party down there, man. So, like, come join us and let’s poop our way to victory together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5898
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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