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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6925 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5032 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3894 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
Join us if you want to witness three shitters who thought they could conquer the world with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well for them, but it sure was entertaining!
We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy club. Join us for epic battles, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of the madness on ours? Join now and let the craziness begin!