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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2946 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 132 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 196 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 28 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These pigs were busting out some sick moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t help but join in on the fun.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by a chicken named Sir Clucksalot. This army marches around the server, clucking orders and causing chaos wherever they go. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken riding a pig into battle.
And let’s not forget about our infamous “TNT Tuesdays,” where every block you break has a chance of exploding into a giant fireball. It’s like playing Russian roulette with blocks, and it’s as exhilarating as it is terrifying.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, we are fucking shit, but in the best way possible.