ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	1921
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mines Excavated:	1205
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Items Found:	5016

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mines Excavated:	2865	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mines Excavated:	4765	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Magic Items Found:	6593
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.