ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Endless Night Skies:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchantments Applied:	219	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Farms Harvested:	137	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	497	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6341	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	3676	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	29
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	4243	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9831	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Towns Built:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Farms Harvested:	340	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!