ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	117
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	188
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	160958	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48
Love Letters Sent:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Evolved Survival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cherry Blossom SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Cherry Blossom was created to give players a feeling of progression and accomplishment while staying simple and close to vanilla, while offering a variety of plugins that enhance the minecraft experience such as /sethome, /tpa, /rtp, chest/door locks, and /rest. We have constant updates and active staff! Simple spawn! You wont find a massive useless spawn city that contains a few rule signs. Come give us a try! NEWEST UPDATE: Board games! Come play chess, checkers, uno, tictactoe, connectfour, and more! NO P2W EVER – EULA FRIENDLY DONOR OPTIONS 1.17.1 Survival –Server Shop and Player Shops | Buy and sell to make money. -Money from Mobs | Earn money by killing mobs! -Player Economy | Server shop is limited so buy/sell from other players! -Unique Items | Obtain super rare and unique items. -Ranks | Rank up to earn new permissions and cosmetic pets! -Towny | Rank up to be able to purchase and manage your own town! -mcMMO | Progress your character and level skills -Gravestones when you die that even tell you coordinates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Dimension Hops:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Sky Blossom

Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Vanilla

Welcome to Sky Blossom!A fresh new Skyblock server with an emphasis on being community driven and casual!There are a number of plugins on the server but the main ones that will affect your experience and gameplay are:ChestShop CrazyCrates ProCosmetics IridiumSkyblock Jobs Reborn …and more to come!The server IP is SkyBlossom.mcjoin.me

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Nomifactory by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: nomi.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Nomifactory CEu port Modpack > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Canada near USA border.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7402	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	448	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.