ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ores Mined:	3401	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Towns Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Runes Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Emeralds Found:	5774

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Runes Activated:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchantments Applied:	268

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Star Shards Collected:	276
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Crops Grown:	8617
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Crops Grown:	6282	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6499
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Farms Harvested:	528

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Void Gems Collected:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!