ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8564	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SurvivalCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

SurvivalCraft has been around for a little more over a year now, and in that time we have created a friendly, community-driven server that welcomes all new players. Our staff-team is dedicated to make sure every player has a fun and fair playing experience. We can guarantee this by keeping the community relatively small, which in turn makes sure we are able to monitor what is going on at all times. At the moment we offer: – Survival – Skyblock – Minigames (Party Games, Bed Wars, Hide and Seek and Bomberman) We have a Discord server where we have channels for anything from memes to server suggestions. This ensures that players have a platform to have a say in the discussions. Griefing is not allowed on the server and we will roll it back for you without you having to deal with the hassle of claiming land. This allows for a great deal of freedom while building your builds! All your belongings are locked away from other players through LWC so you don’t have to worry about players stealing from you. A few of the plugins that give our server it’s unique characteristics are: CoreProtect, LWC, MCMMO and SilkSpawners. Some other features you might check in for are: vote crates, daily bonuses and the economy system. If you’re looking for a vanilla server with a bit of spice this is the server for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

The kismet

Economy, FTB, PvE, Survival

Version: 1.7.10 Minecraft Modpack: FTB Infinity Evolved 3.1.0 – Kismet is a Happy Place! LGBT Friendly. Discrimination of ANY kind is not tolerated! – Kismet is a friendly, small community where you can decide to either play solo, play with friends, or decide to slightly enhance your experience by creating your own player shop where you can sell items to other players. – Plenty of quality of life improvements including, but not limited to: /tpa, /home, occasional events, and a claim protection system! Multiple homes, claim blocks accrue with time played, shops and economy. Now using Quickshop! – Our Website: http://kismet.enjin.com –

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ SkyFactory3 Modpack by FTB ░░░░░░ This modpack can be found on FTB and Curse launchers! ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in Datacenter on a Dedicated Server. > Online 24/7. > Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system. > Economy – Auctions, Players Market and Server Shops. > Chance blocks. > Clans. > Crates and Rewards.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crops Grown:	4148	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	5708

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aspiria Mc

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

11 YEARS STRONG! Welcome to Aspiria — the best Survival server in the world! We create incredible Minecraft experiences unlike any other. Make friends and memories that will last. Every week, join us for unique events.* Survival No-Griefing server * Incredible Economy * Friendly and amazing community * Active discord server* Looking for new active staff – must meet requirementsJoin us now! IP: org.aspiriamc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Falling into the Void:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blurkit Network

KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

isoVerse

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2420

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

mg network

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BoxxyNetwork

FTB, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Tekkit

BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Ores Mined:	4896	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vexstria

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Animals Bred:	34

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dotarch MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3164
Dragons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

X-Craft Reimagine

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rising Dragon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Ores Mined:	4965	Crops Grown:	9521
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Worldbox SMP

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Animals Bred:	138
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonSoul

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Star Shards Collected:	97	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Bidoof Sanctuary

Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.