ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

StarRail SMP

Survival

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Emeralds Found:	9423	Dragon Eggs Found:	4569
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2189	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Alien Abductions:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Emeralds Found:	1871
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	268
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Crops Grown:	3643
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	3527
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!