ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 104/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4011
Farms Harvested: 543 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Dimension Hops: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 31
    Emeralds Found: 3092 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Runes Activated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 243 Players Killed by Monsters: 5466
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4673 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Alien Abductions: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 29 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Herobrine Sightings: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Farms Harvested: 182

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb

    Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Magical Moments Shared: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magic Items Found: 4380
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Anomaly

    Anomaly

    We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Magic Items Found: 1026
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Ores Mined: 3135

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • sleep

    sleep

    enjoy a healthy community eager to advance in our adventures… a server without many modifications in survival and very complete in skyblock

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MEGA Planet

    MEGA Planet

    Welcome to the MEGA Planet server, where you can access a wide variety of modalities and play with one of the best Spanish-speaking Minecraft communities.1.8 -> 1.20.2 – Survival, Factions, Creative, SkyBlock, SkyWars, TheTowers, KitPvP, BedWars… And much more!Are you going to miss it? Ip Java: mc.megaplanet.net Ip Bedrock: mc.megaplanet.net:19132

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Villages Defended: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • efCraft

    efCraft

    About us: Welcome to the efCraft Survival server.We try to have a fun friendly environment for players. You can protect your own builds, earn economy in game, make shops to sell things, and just enjoy the server without spending a penny.We offer a rankup path on the server that grants users more permissions for free. These ranks evolve around progression in the game, and helps us build trust to the user. The higher the rank you achieve the more exciting tools you get access too. We have three tiers of ranks that vary difficulty and reward the player: 1) normal, 2) Pro, 3) Elite. The higher difficulty ranks are not for the feint of heart, and will push you in terms of how tedious some tasks; however, if you are able to complete these ranks, then you will be rewarded.Thank you for coming and have a great time in game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 31 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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