ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 4938 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • EggMC

    EggMC

    Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 29 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CapeDirt

    CapeDirt

    Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sunshine Network

    Sunshine Network

    Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4340 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Dimension Hops: 0 Crops Grown: 7451
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Emeralds Found: 1283
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Based MC

    Based MC

    Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Buildings Constructed: 43
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Alanium MC

    Alanium MC

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • OdinCraft

    OdinCraft

    Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Villages Defended: 16
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MineFreeze

    MineFreeze

    Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 140
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • King SMP

    King SMP

    King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Sovereign Craft

    Sovereign Craft

    Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Kimucraft

    Kimucraft

    //GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Zafirocraft Network

    Zafirocraft Network

    Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GodSpunky

    GodSpunky

    Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Zombie Dances: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Secret Garden

    Secret Garden

    Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3319

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Frenily

    Frenily

    Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • TraizelCraft

    TraizelCraft

    Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 426

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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