ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SonOyuncu Network

Creative, KitPvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4963	Dragon Eggs Found:	2050
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

No Named Orgs Server

Creative, MCMMO, Survival

We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Items Found:	1714	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crops Grown:	7952
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

cCraft

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Project City Build

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

that cry

KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DreamZone

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	8716	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

lemoncraft

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	960	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

vakmc

LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JustMinecraft

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.