ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • easysurvive.net

    easysurvive.net

    Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP Public

    Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mines Excavated: 1782
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • L1feStee1

    L1feStee1

    L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7457 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.Net

    Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Emeralds Found: 6279
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft RP

    KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 442392 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Ores Mined: 7017
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lifestealed

    Lifestealed

    LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • VanillaCraft

    VanillaCraft

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Aesir Mc

    Aesir Mc

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • TheCrib

    TheCrib

    TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Mines Excavated: 3873
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 174 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchantments Applied: 191 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Dimension Hops: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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