ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Potions Brewed:	193
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The perfect SMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US: We are a Survival Vanilla Minecraft server on the latest version of the game! If you’re interested in joining the server, check out the discord server to apply.OUR VISION: We wish to create a Minecraft server that welcomes people of all types! We stay true to the vanilla feel by only incorporating features that don’t change the gameplay such as proximity chat and an online interactive map

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

AlmightyMC

Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AitoFactions

Factions, MCMMO, Raiding

AitoFactions offers a unique and authentic 1.8.8 factions experience, blending the best of old-school nostalgia with modern elements. Our goal is to transport players back to the classic factions era while providing new and exciting features that enhance gameplay.Our server boasts a variety of custom plugins, carefully curated to elevate the experience and immerse players in a world of adventure and strategy. We believe that attention to detail is key, and our team has worked tirelessly to create an environment that feels both familiar and fresh.Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to the factions scene, AitoFactions has something for everyone. Join us on our journey to relive the glory days of factions and discover new horizons.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mapucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a towny-focused server, with frequent events. as well as a great community, willing to meet more people

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mines Excavated:	4464
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.