ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	950221	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	420
Void Gems Collected:	36	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.