ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Star Shards Collected:	55	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ores Mined:	1185	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3037	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchantments Applied:	132
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

3b3t

Anarchy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Anarchy server, no rules, no admin, and no interference! In this server you can pretty much do whatever you want, start bases, make new friends, and attack anyone that gets in your way!Server is also now 1.16.5!Crystal PVP! Donkey Dupe Enabled! Nether roof access Stacked Items!/tpa /home

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Runes Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6982	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	107	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Farms Harvested:	995	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Star Shards Collected:	126
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.