ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Fire Crusades

    Fire Crusades

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2178
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    JonGames – Survival Land Claim

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Mines Excavated: 4595
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 311
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Light

    Light

    Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 22
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Secure Heaven

    Secure Heaven

    Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Friends In Game

    Friends In Game

    The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MC.LOL

    MC.LOL

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 157 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • PrismForge

    PrismForge

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Esoteric Survival

    Esoteric Survival

    – Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Valegate

    Valegate

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    FTB SkyAdventures by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sky.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Utils mod land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB SkyAdventures 1.12.2 Modpack

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Chimeras Created: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Humblex

    Humblex

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4641 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • One Peace

    One Peace

    What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Hojki

    Hojki

    Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Emeralds Found: 572
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BoxVentures

    BoxVentures

    BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cataclysm Of Clans

    Cataclysm Of Clans

    Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Mines Excavated: 4400

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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