ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9463
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	37	Astral Projections Made:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Buildings Constructed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Enchantments Applied:	244	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Animals Bred:	155	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mines Excavated:	1450	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ores Mined:	5883	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	208
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	94
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!