ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Divine Spears Created:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	306
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Crops Grown:	1590
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Enchantments Applied:	160
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	156	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3995	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchantments Applied:	186	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Potions Brewed:	193	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.