ShitCraft SMP – Still Shitty in 2022

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further because our server was so bad in 2012 that it’s become a legendary meme in the Minecraft community! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous pranks, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs fancy plugins and polished gameplay when you can experience the chaos and madness of our server? So come on, join us and see why being shit in 2012 is actually a badge of honor on our server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension Hops:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4667	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
New Chunks Explored:	361506	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5183	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	147

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Star Shards Collected:	64

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9457	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9293
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3972

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	5693	Towns Built:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	886	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.