Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Towns Built:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7316
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

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OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

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EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3564
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

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Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	1960	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Farms Harvested:	463
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3435
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Animals Bred:	174
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Votes:	4937	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Emeralds Found:	3256	Endless Night Skies:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net