Shit Marathon Minecraft Server

Anime, character genius, death note, Europioid, games, hostility, japanese anime, Japanese characters, Japanese culture, japanese games, Japanese influence, Japanese media, Japanese stereotypes, Japanese voices, japanism, Marathon, Minecraft, pathos, PCs, plot twists, Russian language, Server, Shit

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Players Killed by Monsters:	5588	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find a single trace of “Japanism”! That’s right, we’ve banned all things Japanese from our server because we know how much you hate it. No annoying pathos, no cringy Japanese girl voices, and definitely no plot twists for the sake of character genius.

We’ve even gone as far as to ban the Russian language because, let’s be honest, who needs it? And don’t even get us started on those stretched out characters – we keep it real on our server.

So if you’re tired of all the Japanese influence in the gaming world, come join us where we promise a Japanese-free experience. Plus, we have flying little shits with burning mittens from MGS – what more could you ask for? Join now and let’s demolish some blocks together!

InfluencerVibesMC SMP

brand promotion, digital influencers, influencer audience, influencer authenticity, influencer campaigns, Influencer collaborations, influencer content, influencer endorsements, influencer engagement, influencer impact, influencer marketing, influencer partnerships, influencer reach, influencer relationships, influencer strategy, influencer trends, influencers, InfluencerVibesMC, Marketing, smp, social media, social media influencers

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchantments Applied:	164
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because all the influencers are here! Like, we’ve got PewDiePie building a giant diamond castle and Ninja doing parkour challenges with creepers. And don’t even get me started on MrBeast, he’s giving away stacks of diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a PvP battle!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!

Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper23

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	180	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you feeling lost and confused at 23? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated shenanigans that will make you forget all about your quarter-life crisis.

On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Animals Bred:	177
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	155625
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crops Grown:	4167

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Buildings Constructed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Crops Grown:	2295
Dragon Eggs Found:	3232	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6924	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Farms Harvested:	648	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6729
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3951
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Votes:	2312
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ores Mined:	9278	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Potions Brewed:	158	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyJailbreak

ACCUSATION, arrested, confusion, CraftyJailbreak, crime, disbelief, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Explanation, family, Friends, Guilty, innocent, interrogation, law enforcement, mistaken identity, misunderstanding, Police, scandal, shock, suspicion

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Animals Bred:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Magic Items Found:	6649
Potions Brewed:	107	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being arrested for mysterious reasons again! Our server is so addictive that your friends and family will understand why you disappeared for days on end. They’ll think you were too busy building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling creepers to even notice the outside world. So come join us and let your loved ones wonder what crazy adventures you’re getting into on our server!

TreasonCraft Minecraft Server

Arrests, BETRAYAL, charges, Conflict, Espionage, Government, intelligence, International, investigation, Legal, Military, Minecraft, Political, prosecution, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, suspects, Treason, TreasonCraft, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	86	Runes Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

hey u, ya u reading this. u tired of boring minecraft servers with no action? well u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF. we got nearly 800 russians charged with treason on dis server since da start of da war in ukraine. u know it’s gonna be wild when u see dat many russians gettin in trouble. come join da chaos and see what happens next. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness. join now and be part of da madness. let’s gooooooo!

CraftyBibi’sJailbreakFun

arrest fears, Auschwitz event, CraftyBibisJailbreakFun, Netanyahu, Report

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where even Netanyahu is scared to attend our events because he thinks he’ll get arrested! we have so much chaos and craziness that even world leaders are shaking in their boots! build, mine, and survive in a world where anything can happen, including unexpected arrests and wild adventures. join now for a truly unforgettable experience!