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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1060 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 9514 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!