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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 7376 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Towns Built: | 8 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!