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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 7279 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 50 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or participate in our annual “Build a Castle out of TNT and see who survives” competition!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps, guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary Golden Potato hidden somewhere on the server, you will be granted three wishes by the almighty Ender Dragon!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown with the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even meet a homobeggar whore named Shiori along the way!